let-them-talk:

karawarhol:

colormecrimson:

tea-and-magnolias:

cumberqueen:

imberantiel:

dontgigglesherlock:

gatiss:

i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it

um ok.

I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day. 

This is legit guys. 

I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward. 

I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.

Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM. 

I watched Sherlock headbutt Anderson because that’s how little Carl died and I screamed with joy.

I had no idea I was so into headbutting.

I watched Sherlock headbutt kitten! John because it cheered me up and I ran away.

Followed by more accurate statement:

I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft forced me to and I screamed with joy.

Anderson made me kick a kitten because Anderson is a douche and I ran away.

;o;

I watched Sherlock headbutt Jim Moriarty because I was unhappy and it made me laugh. 

what a win. :D

I burnt the heart out of D.I. Lestrade because heroes don’t exist and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.