May 2013
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vexenort:
cumsquats:
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
wartortles:
if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
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“One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via rosenlaui)
This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this
(via tiger-in-the-flightdeck)
Lol oh my god dying from the cute
(via jupitereyed)
fortuna394:
riveralwaysknew:
can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.
shercocklocked:
theonewherecasblowsdean:
shercocklocked:
it is 3am
i just found a 21 chapter fanfiction
…i shouldnt
yes you should
arcticblackeys:
fallarbor-town:
in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat
DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS
shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
Reblog if you respect Moffat.
lockedin221b:
itsnotfiftyitsfive0:
#YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT STUFF #BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU DRAW THE LINE #A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE NEVER DREW THAT LINE #HOPE THEY’RE PROUD OF THEMSELVES (via trebletea)
person: he can't die he's the main character!
sherlock fandom:
supernatural fandom:
torchwood fandom:
doctor who fandom:
game of thrones fandom:
avengers fandom:
harry potter fandom:
transformers fandom:
being human fandom:
house fandom:
tumblr: well you must be new
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
pottysmovingcastle:
edating:
i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first
On the other end, I feel like the most neglectful person ever when people have to start conversations with me first.
John Green: I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly, then all at once.
John Green: Chicken nuggets are like my family.
how to prepare for exams: cry
skin-and-ink:
flure:
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize...
vaspim:
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
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You know how I said I was going to bed earlier? Well that’s not happening any time soon because I’m a complete semi self destructive idiot.
shiphassailed:
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
writingrants:
That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
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romulusthread:
useful tip never say anything
kutokki:
ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
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Oh and I lost my phone, so that’s always a plus.
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[[MORE]]Now the question is do I go to bed like my brain is telling me to or ignore it and stay up because I’m not sure I want to sleep. I actually like not sleeping much better. I can get so much more done. Sure I’m running myself into the ground because I’m sleeping less than fifteen hours a week but I get stuff done. And right now i’m fine. Tired, but fine.
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
alrights:
alrights:
alrights:
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
aepicstranger:
thisretrodreamisneverending:
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
Social Justice Problems
on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
