Wide of the mark

sageoflogic:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

Why.

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wartortles:

if u are ever having trouble on a test, just write “jesus” for the answer bc jesus is always the answer. god bless

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i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

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And it was Trenzalore, it was definitely Trenzalore

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The Napoleon of crime.

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"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks."

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via rosenlaui)

This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this

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Lol oh my god dying from the cute

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igotyoufirst:

guys according to Don Cheadle’s interview with Conan, this scene was improvised by Robert (video @ 2:00)

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aikainkauna:

AND THIS IS WHERE I SCREAMED AND CRIED AND LOST MY OLDSKOOL SHIT

CLARA FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN 4-EVA

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fortuna394:

riveralwaysknew:

can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.

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shercocklocked:

theonewherecasblowsdean:

shercocklocked:

it is 3am

i just found a 21 chapter fanfiction

…i shouldnt

yes you should

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arcticblackeys:

fallarbor-town:

in 7th grade i went to the see a movie with a boy and in the middle of it he was like “do you wanna kiss” and i was like “excuse me” and he pulled a bag of hershey’s kisses out of his coat

DO YOU REALIZE WHAT A GOOD BACKUP PLAN THAT IS

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Iron Man 3: Post Credits Scene

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shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

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